Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Rollerskating is back in!

After years of Public criticism and abuse my friends and I decided to hide our addiction to Rollerskating from the public domain, since then we have been skating in Helstons underground sewers, back allays and very dark night clubs where most Girls think we just float around the dance floor hovering above the usual riffraff, little do they know we wear wheels!!!!

Now a couple of our skating grooms have made the brave move to express themselves and their dependant life of Rollerskating to the World, not only in Public but on the World Wide Web, you crazy bastards! I have warned them that the World just isn't ready for such antics but I think they may prove me wrong, I'll let you judge!

Good work boys, i'm so proud of you...

You can view my original here.

Friday, 12 August 2011


We grew up in Cornwall and we drank in the same town
We grew up apart but we both felt Brotherly bound
He was my friend, my confidant my Brother in arms
I grew to love his heavenly charm and his way to not give a damn
I know we'll never be alone because we both played our dual part
Wils and I
The best friendship from the start, a friendship from the heart.

We saw you off in style my friend, save me a stool at the bar up there xxx